Weekends are for Work: overheard lately
"Smell my Folgers."
"I don't wear pants anymore."
"I see dead people."
"My bottom feels good!"
"I killed a man once."
"I don't get to cut clothes off of people nearly as much as I'd like to."
"If you limit your perception to what you expect, you will miss realities..."
Happy weekending, folks! May your shift be as busy as you want it to be.
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